Ha!

My laptop sounds like its steam powered at the moment. I fear some kind of hard drive failure is imminent. Which could be bad. But then again I've been suspecting this kind of catastrophic event will happen for most of the year and it hasn't happened yet so perhaps I shouldn't worry to much.

Heh, yeah and I'll patent my line of Tiger repelling paperwaits while i'm at it. Oh how great it is to be delusional.