The Tits of a Goose!

Today I got punched in the face by a drunk while at work. Oh the joys of it all, eh?

But in other news all is well. I suggest you click here to see a sneak peek of the new Hellboy cartoon thats being made. I think it looks rather good, but not as good as this, which is also by Mike Mignola & features the voice(s) of David Hyde-Pierce & Paul Giamatti.

Speaking of Paul Giamatti, he is also doing the voice of a (rather gay) Dr. Satan in this, which should be a hoot.

In other random media news this is interesting. Get over the fact that its 40 minutes of a beardy bloke waffling on & wait for the cool photo software he shows off. Basically he crossed a system he developed for viewing large images quickly & easily with a program that can render photos of a place into a 3D slideshow. Very cool & very future-y.

Apart from that all is cool. I saw A Scanner Darkly recently (how you ask? - *cough* *cough*) and must admit that it is rather good, in a follows the book rather well & doesn't suck kind of way. The rotorscoping makes it though. I honestly don't think it'd be half as good without it. Perhaps the DVD will give us the option. Only Cthulhu knows that & he ain't telling.

At the moment I'm reading The Blind Watchmaker by Richard Dawkins, its about Dawinism & evolution. Its rather good. I believe it had a moving effect on old Douglas Adams. Plus, on a strangely interesting note, Dawkins is married to Lalla Ward, who in addition to playing Time Lady Romana in Doctor Who; was also married, albeit briefly, to Tom Baker.

Speaking of Tom Baker you should all go here. Check out Common People.

Toodles for now.

You Tart...

Read this you'll laugh, cry & spooge.

Dee Dee Doo...

I get so much spam in my mail box I could open a factory. Perhaps its time to start a new e-mail address. Perhaps.

Anyhoo I suggest you all watch this:



Its an Arena feature on Philip K. Dick. Probably one of the greatest sci-fi authors of all time. And he's rather good to boot!

Oh & why not...

While on the Subject of Doctor Who I may as well share this nice little picture. Since I'm in a multi-media mood.

Lo-cat-ion: Earth
Li-fe-fo-rms De-tec-ted,
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!

I am usually referred to as the Master...Universally.

Aha...I'm back. Back to blog. Blog Blog Blog. Perhaps its best I leave this blog, after al its been all of nearly 10 months since my last post. Even the spam robots & other crap merchants have stopped dropping by. Perhaps CPR won't work & its tme to call the time of death. Naaah...its all too whimsy & lets face it; I can't be bothered setting-up a new page. My HTML madskilz have long since faded & I'm now offically a techno-phobe. That is I have a fear of techno-music. See what I did there? Thats a joke. You can expect all kinds of zany hoo-haa from now on.

I won't go into a recap of whats happened since my last post, thats the kind of crap that stopped me posting here. From now on I think I'll just post whatever shit comes to mind - instead of trying to structure a picture of my life. I'm not that interesting & I fear that if you see too much behind the curtain it'll spoil the magic.

I may as well warn you now to abandon all hope of proper grammer & shit like that.

Oh, by the way do you like my new avatar? I think it looks suitably contemptful. Its the Master, from Doctor Who.

Speaking of which. Enjoy the Mind Mesmeriser!