I read the news today, oh boy

So what have I been up to? Well apart from work, which I think I shall NOT be mentioning here, (unless something incredible happens like aliens deciding to contact me via the medium of jam jars) I haven't done anything that a sane person would rate as interesting. But since this is a web blog and I appear to be blogging at this very moment, I'll stretch out what meagre waffle I have until you get so bored your eyes bleed bloody blood. My, that was a long sentence eh?

Well I read the first 'Hellblazer' graphic novel, featuring the excellent John Constantine. A character created by the beardy God of modern comics, Alan Moore. JC first appeared Alan Moore's run on 'Swamp Thing'. Which is also great. I'll try and keep the platitudes to a minimum in future - as it gets a bit dull having excellent, great, fantastic, bovril and smeg in every other sentence. Its enough to know that if I rave about it then its good. Anyway JC is a scouse occult weirdy magic guy that you know that if you met him he'd be as cool as fuck to hang around with. Unless theres demons about, in which case you'd end up dead and he'd spend his days trying to ignore your ghost.

I also started reading 'Harlequin' by Ian Watson. Set in the suitably dramatic Grim Darkness of the 41st Millenium, it continues the story of Inquisitor Jaq Draco. While the main character appears to be a bit of a tit, the imagery and writting quality more than make up for it.

Well thats about it really. I'm off to mooch around HMV for a while before I realise I have no money and can't buy anything.

Then I plan to get drunk!!

Murdock I'm coming after you!!

Ah, another day. Another dollar. Or Euro. Or whatever your local currency is. Haven't done much. Just working away. Currently on my lunch break so I thought I'd contribute to the world of blog.

Was out boozing last night. Its such a bad idea to drink on an empty stomach. Theres nothing worse than starting to feel really drunk after just one pint. But I survived and am here to spread awfulness and joy all in one go.

If anyone is interested there is a online cartoon at http://www.sexylosers.com Its quite amusing, in a crass and toilet humour orientated way. So its fine by me.

Ha!

My laptop sounds like its steam powered at the moment. I fear some kind of hard drive failure is imminent. Which could be bad. But then again I've been suspecting this kind of catastrophic event will happen for most of the year and it hasn't happened yet so perhaps I shouldn't worry to much.

Heh, yeah and I'll patent my line of Tiger repelling paperwaits while i'm at it. Oh how great it is to be delusional.

A new beginning.

After seeing how easy it is for morons to get their voice heard on the net I thought it was time I added my voice to the collective shout of the world.

So here it is - my blog - a home for bad metaphors, suspect grammer and frankly awful spelling. I hope to occasionally post my views on the world and frequently waffle like a Ganny wired on cheap speed.