Monday, April 25, 2005

Ooooo-weeee-ooooo!!!

Greets. Its finally happened. The big move took place on Saturday, we got our deposit back and now myself and Clo are firmly ensconced in our new gaff. Big cheers to Kieron and Judith for coming down to help us. Bigger cheers go out to Richard, my brother, who also helped us move and helped to drink my beer.

So now on with the fun. I was consumed by wit and interesting points to bring up and post on this 'ere blog-o-mine while I was at work. But now my mind has gone and left me. Sob.

Ah well, that's life in the Big City Bubba.

I have one word, four syllables, for you: Ex-Term-In-Ate. Yes, its great, the Daleks are back on Doctor Who next week. I can't wait, the Daleks rock - but please, no jokes about how they can't go up stairs. Its been firmly established that they can.

I'm incredibly chuffed with the series so far. Its great TV.

What else? Phheeshf....That's a what a sudden expulsion of air from the lungs sounds like in cse you didn't know..... I still have to buy a new PC. My dreams of world domination are slipping away. At this rate I'll be less of a Davros and more of a Bobby Davro (that's a little TV humour for you).

Also, while I'm here I recommend you all go out and listen to a song sung by Ringo Starr. I guarantee that it'll cheer you up. He's a great guy.

Right, I'm off home to eat a ham sandwich and relax.

Never rub another mans rhubarb.

ByeeEEEEEEeee!

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Charlie Don't Surf...

...which is a shame cause I bet he'd like it. Would you like a Jelly Baby?

Anyhoo, another day appears and onwards we march. What are you on about Paul? I don't know, but I think it might be bollocks.

Ah, excuse my mind gibbers, its been a long day for me. Work at 4am, which is an un-insert relevent-deity-here hour to be awake and about the place. So here I sit. In an Internet shoppe, attempting to type something to enthrall the teeming mass of person who reads this stuff. Hello You!

I recommend you all go to CHUD.com and check out the cool 'Devils Rejects' poster contained within.

Also check out an Asian film called 'Casshern' its not out yet and I haven't seen it but its got giant robots and the like so its a must see in my book.

Depressingly Russel Crowe wants to be in the American version of Oldboy. Why do we even need and American version? Don't answer that.

Did I tell you saw 'Constantine'? It sucks. Sorry but Mr Reeves has no charm or any of the characteristics which would allow him to be as cool as the Blonde Scouse Git that is John Constantine. Some people might say its a good film and you forget that its based on a comic ans enjoy it for what it is. They're idiots. Whats the point in adapting a comic if you don't do it faithfully? Why not just call it something else and stop crushing our dreams. Sob.

Ah well, must toodle. Things to do and yadda yadda...

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Sunday, April 17, 2005

Let It Be

Hey there Scary Monsters and Super-Creeps! I know its been a long long long while since I tendered my blog. Something I was once quite keen for, but life happens and I kinda got lazy. Oh well. I perused, now theres a word for you, Stephens blog and was franky intimidated by the wealth of stuff he's posted. Git. Oh ho ho Bubba, its all in jest. Git.

Anyhoo, what have I been at? I was thinking of starting last night and working backwards, but that would be plain crazy and probably carcenogenic.

So to surmise my life in a few dreary lines.....

I'm moving house in a few days. Which means I 'll be able to get a new PC, which in turn means that I'll be blogging again with gusto. The house is a fine place out in Newcastle (Galway not Upon Tyne), 3 bedroom and a large kitchen/dining room. Tis good.

Apart from that I saw the Machinist, good film. Oldboy great film. Zatoichi, an okay film with a strange 'Return of the Jedi' Ewok dance at the end.

Interestingly I've been watching the NEW Doctor Who series and think its great. I don't really watch that much TV, but I now watch BBC 1 on saturday nights.

Ahhh, theres more. But its all boring and I'm hungover and dehydrated.

Hugs to all. Catch that Pigeon.